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Pop music is a gun aimed at your mind: the chilled emotions of
Wilson Phillips in a grocery store freezer section.
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adapted from Mike8411251995:
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By Subfringe staff
Fri, Sept 23, 2016
12:00EDTT
My local Harris Teeter chain grocery store is open 24 hrs, which means I
can go in middle of the night and not have to rub shoulders with the
9:00-5:00 crowd of bankers and medical billing types who show up for
work, take breaks, screw some customers, collect a nice paycheck, and go
home. It's a bit like pornography, except the porn industry is
regulated. Unfortunately, the daytime happy mood music dished out for
these people sometimes lingers into the evening, well past when it
should have stopped.
A remix of Billie Jean with short techno interludes plays in the produce
section. I could have done without that. A non-mixed Supremes track is a
relief as I work my way through the deli section. Dionne Warwick is ok
as I get the cookies, chips, and toilet paper. I'm full blown annoyed
when the hollow ringing tones of "Haven't Met You Yet" begin to spill
out. Michael "Bublé". His name could be used for a brand of flavored
sparkling water.
By the time I get to the frozen section, they're playing Wilson Phillips
again. I'm beginning to suspect they always play Wilson Phillips in the
freezer section, whatever they're playing in other parts of the store.
"...aah, my love, aah you're in love, that's the way it should be,
'cause I want you to be happy, you're in love and I know that you're not
in love with me, oooh it's enough for me to know that you're in love,
now I'll let you go 'cause I know that you're in love..."
Just read that a couple of times, and hear the song in the head. Try
doing it if you just broke up with someone. Keep doing it. 'We broke up,
you found someone you're happy with, I'm happy for you'. Whatever
message the words have evaporates in the acid dreaminess of the vocal
melodies. It is not what I want to hear right now.
Unlike anyone working in this grocery store at 2:00am, I'm old enough to
remember when this song was new and played ad nauseum on radio stations
that would have been off the air by the end of the week had their
kickbacks from record companies ceased. Before this song landed, these
stations were playing "Vogue" ad nauseum. I wonder whether hearing it in
grocery store freezer sections as they grew up inoculated them to it,
or whether it sounds dated to any of them.
One doesn't want to be too critical simply on account of the uses and
over-uses the music was put to by Hollywood label types with marketing
degrees. With different production values, and if I'd never heard Wilson
Phillips on the radio, I might even count them decent. Still, some
products are more difficult then others to separate from their
packaging, like the ready made dinners in the freezer section.
Maybe it's simply an inability of myself, or anyone whose company I
value, to identify with the sentiments and charmed lives of re-habed
Beverly Hills teens back in 1991, let alone in 2016. One could be
cynical and say this is the music of the 1%, much as critic Michael Hann
has labeled the `80s music of Spandau Ballet "the sound of Thatcherism".
Maybe the issue is what happens to genuine talent and sincere intent
when it meets the machine, or when it's the progeny of the machine, in
this case.
And yet, the other night I watched a video of a live 1972 performance by
Traffic of "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys", a commercially
successful song in its day, in all it's jazz infused splendor. I thought
- this will never be played in a grocery store. Even if the title takes
on altered associations through today's cultural prism, the edginess and
grit remain, and effectively exclude it from any retail streaming. No
one says 'programming' anymore when discussing playlists or broadcasts,
because the connotation is too blatantly clear. My new litmus test for
authenticity in music: would the song ever be playlisted for a grocery
store, except by someone thoroughly fed up with his job and ready to
chuck it in?
The fact is, I don't need music in the grocery store. One evening when
the place was quiet, I spent double what I normally spend because I
wasn't speed walking the cart through the isles to get out. Hearing
Natalie Goulding while I'm waiting at the paint counter at Home Depot
doesn't contribute anything to that experience, either. If I want music,
I can go to a club, or I have a stereo. It isn't as if there's a
shortage of options.
On the way out, I notice for the first time in the street lights the
dark patterns in the faux brick facade of the grocery store, mimicking
the bricked over windows of the textile mills the store's architecture
is based on, mostly demolished now, that once defined industry and
shaped life in the area. There are no windows, though, and the more I
look, the more it just seems like a stock building from SimCity2000.
Except, this is a totally controlled real world environment packaged
solely for consumption, a place where marketing goes to consummate itself
with managed sentiments, compressing four of the emotions defined by
psychologists, anger, fear, disgust, and sadness, into the two more
appealing and easily managed ones of happiness and surprise.
Someone will comment, "But I just wanna be happy, what's wrong with
happy music?" It isn't about being happy. This is the music they play so
the next time your health insurer and hospital collude to shaft you with
a $15k bill for a night in the hospital, or your car dealership service
dept tells you that you voided your powertrain warranty by using seat
covers, you don't shove their arsses against the wall where they belong
and inform them, "not this time f-ckers".
Music is a weapon, but not the way it should be. |
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